I love being high throughout the day. I get the best start to my day by smoking a couple giant bong bowls.
This is enough to get me through the first couple hours of my day, but it quickly wears off. This is no doubt your situation too.
How are you supposed to maintain a high throughout the day if you can’t smoke?
Obviously you can’t whip out your favorite bong at the office, so you’re left to other devices.
What if you’re at a festival and you can’t just whip out a joint? There are a lot of options for getting high on the sly.
Good Old Fashioned Sneak a Toke aka One-Hitter
When it comes to getting high on the sly, it’s hard to say no to a good old fashioned sneak a toke, aka one hitter or chillum!
There’s a reason why dugouts are still around! From far away, you really cannot tell the difference between a bat and a cigarette.
Just duck around a corner, light, inhale, stash it and go! I used a bat for years and it always got me where I needed to be.
There is only one issue with sneak a tokes and that is the smell. Luckily, there are other options.
Edibles are one of the best ways to get high on the sly. Edibles have no smell, require no smoking, no preparation, nothing.
All you need to do is pop them in your mouth and you’re good to go! I take an edible each morning when I go into the office, usually right at my desk! (disclaimer:
I am self employed, and do not have a boss that will fire me for getting high on the job. Pop edibles at your desk at your own risk.)
Another great thing about most edibles is that they are easy to disguise.
Throw some gummies in a bag of Sour Patch Kids and no one will even notice! If anyone asks for some gummies, beware!
Vape pens are a fantastic way to get high on the sly.
There was one time where I took a few pulls off my pen in front of a police station (it was on my jogging route) and no one noticed or cared.
Vape pens are quite possibly the most convenient way of enjoying your concentrates.
They have almost no smell and they look exactly like an e-cigarette.
Of course, no one uses e-cigs that look like vape pens anymore, but only other people who vape will notice the difference.
They’re not likely to narc on you, if they even notice in the first place.
Tinctures are an excellent way of getting high on the sly because no one who sees you putting a dropper of THC oil in your mouth is going to think twice about it since so many people take supplements from a dropper now.
If you’re concerned, you may want to peel the little red sticker with a weed leaf on it from the outside of the bottle. Just in case.